Dennis Regan

Dennis Regan on Shopper Clubs, Starbucks, and the Name “Glarbsttentenford”

Comedian Dennis Regan pokes fun at store loyalty clubs, shouting phone numbers at the grocery checkout, and Starbucks asking for your name. He even invents the impossible-to-spell Glarbsttentenford to keep things interesting.

Giving Out Your Real (Fake) Name

What do you do when they ask for your name at stores?

Everyday Absurdities – IQ Games, Wedding Forks First-Class Problems

Clean stand-up on lifes little odditiesquarter-eating IQ machines, Jeopardy consolation prizes, butter aisle confusion, walking shoes, police sketch lips, and gifting a single wedding fork. Plus, news anchors who only roll the R in Nicaragua, background newsroom shenanigans, wrong-number calls, plane vents and first-class envy, three-way light bulbs in the fridge, PBJ in one jar, health-club traps, gallon-size sodas, popcorn rat boy, drive-thru mishaps, and McDonalds report-card rewards. Fast-paced, relatable, and family-friendly from start to finish.